Findings:

• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• kick ass
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• You're so come here go away
• I can see your house from here
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Kick the Can Crew
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Automate My House Fully Please
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Wild Colonials
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Canada Kicks Ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Kick The Can
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Any house can become a prison
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• So How Come
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• Come on up to the House
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• So Pretty Please
• kick an empty can across an empty floor
• Covering your ass
• bad ass
• ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• dumb ass (user)
• The Devil is an Ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• show your ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Ass kisser
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass

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