Findings:

• there’s no substitute for friends
• There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
• There is no friend anywhere
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• is there no one who answers the call?
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• There Are No Words, Literally
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Words Have No Meaning
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• just friends
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Where the streets have no name
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I just want to be friends
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Bold of you to assume I have friends
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I have no idea!! (user)
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Meeting old friends
• I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
• I have no complaint
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• It's just a fond farewell to a friend
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Friends who fuck
• Words that only have one context
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• No hair = No friends
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• I have just been shot
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have lots of gay friends
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I have a friend
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• You have no power over me
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• Words have power
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Just friends syndrome
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• I have no memory of my Mother
• friends just taste better
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• No better friend, no worse enemy
• Response to an old high-school friend
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• For an Old Friend
• Know your pets
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 9: In Which We Meet a Wise Old Bird
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have no faith in your God
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have no hair
• Well met my friend, in brutal robot combat.
• You have no socially redeeming value
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Californians have no soul
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• No, but I'll have a beer
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• For God's sake, just have another election
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Atheists have no support group
• Type A blood
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Old Friends are Reunited
• Using a command line
• Kids have no concept of time
• They Have a Word for It
• Computers have no sense of time
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• just a friend
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth

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