Findings:

• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• There is nothing the dead can do
• There is something we can do
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• There's Something About Mary
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• A story about a person I do not know
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• God damned sons of bitches
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Arguing About God
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• I can do shit with my legs
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• i do not worry about
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Know How, Can Do
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• I hate this god damn robot
• God Damn You, Professor Mysterious!
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• You, standing
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• What I do not understand about rural resentment
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• What loneliness can do to you
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• The Most Good You Can Do
• God Damn it!
• A God Damn Robot Christmas
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• If you want to live in your utopia, you can do that. If you want to struggle and fight, then you can do that.
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• What to do about trolls
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• Why do we love songs about misery?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• If you can say something nice, do
• I can do it myself
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• What dogs dream about
• Do what you can as you do
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• Conventional views about human cloning
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• All I can do
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• god damn the sea (user)
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You can do anything
• How To Think About God
• What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• There's something about a funeral
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• I'm All You Can Think About
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• There is nothing left to cry about
• It's about damn time
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• Can We Talk About This?
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• There's something terribly romantic about addiction
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• There's something about cats... (category)
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• What Do We Do About Moscow?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• Can God lie?
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• I can do much better than this
• There can be only one
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• There are no sleep in can
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Damn, you can see stars
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• A Jewish kindergarten song about the omnipresence of God
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea

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