Findings:

• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
• Clothes make the man
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Blind man tying his shoes
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Behind every great man is a shadow
• A man's home is his castle
• A man and his own face
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• The Ass and His Driver
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• A man's got to know his limitations
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• The Old Man and his Grandson
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I killed a man with his own stomach
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• It’s in his name and his clothes and his hands and his lips
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Every minute dies a man
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• The Clothes They Stood Up In
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• Kissing a man all over his face
• The Man and His Wife
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• a huge man ass (user)
• How Man creates his Gods
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• The man of his times
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• The old man and his bottle of spirits
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• ass chip
• Covering your ass
• swamp ass
• ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and the Wolf
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• Weird-ass exam technique
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• The Department of They
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• Ass kisser
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass

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