Findings:

• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Rape committed by women
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Life will get easier
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• They Say It Gets Easier
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• 15 will get you 20
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• You will get yours
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• The bomber will always get through
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• five will get you ten
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Solidarity and fifty cents will get you a cup of coffee
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• If you build it they will come
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• miracles, when they touch the real world, get dirty
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• They will not be named!
• It will get better
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• /dev/bored (user)
• M&M's standard operating procedure for bored engineers
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• Shoulder Bored (user)
• Real Ale Bore
• Bored at work
• Severn Bore
• Coned Bore Gun
• cylinder bore
• Full bore linear panic
• .410 bore
• The world is full of crashing bores
• bored (user)
• bored mom (user)
• bored mortals bound to the ground
• the truth of this story is not affected by whether it bores you to hear it again
• Get over it
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Get your rocks off
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• You get what you pay for
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• good reasons to get an education
• Get off the shed
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• The Get Along Gang
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• How to get rid of a cold
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Get a life!
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• get right down to it
• get to the point
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you

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