Findings:

• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• They called the wrong Grandma today...
• they won't soon disremember
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• if i keep moving they won't know
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Of course, they were wrong
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Isabelle is a fierce hunter; she won't stand for the wrong prey
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• No one actually cares.
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Stefan Tell
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• tell
• tell your friends
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Tell me a story about trains
• tell Tchaikovsky the news
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• show and tell
• Tell everyone
• Tell me a story about elephants
• tell God I said 'hi'
• How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
• Tell me a story about rains
• To Tell the Truth
• Tell it all
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• How to tell if tailgating is your fault
• My first comet
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Sore throat cure
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Tell me about your secret places
• It's much easier to tell the truth
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Go Tell It on the Mountain
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All
• Though you can tell me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Don't tell me everything
• Tell me another lie
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Being a dickhead
• Why tell me that?
• How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
• Churches that tell you how to live
• Tell me about your faith
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• How to tell if you need new tires
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Anguish Languish Furry Tells
• Anguish Languish Fey-Mouse Tells
• Tell Me What
• Wilhelm Tell
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Tell Stacey I love her
• Wilhelm Tell Act II Scene I
• You never can tell
• when strangers tell me to smile
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Lincoln tells of a political caning, March 1, 1840
• Lincoln tells of a mysterious disappearance, June 19, 1841
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Kiss and Tell
• I'll Tell You a Story
• Watchman, Tell Us of the Night
• Tell brave deeds of war
• You tell me this is God?
• how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
• Spotting a fake note in the UK
• you never can tell with bees

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