Findings:
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
- Hiram-Maxim's gun shoot
- fail
- Abort, Retry, or Fail?
- fail miserably
- Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
- When Prophecy Fails
- The God That Failed
- Failed to create empty
- Fianna Fáil
- fail with pride
- Lia Fail
- How to write an English paper and fail
- Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (2)
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (3)
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (4)
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (5)
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (6)
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- OSS can't fail
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- Grunge did not fail and is not dead
- Education has failed
- Failed eBusiness collectibles
- She wears her failed relationships like a shield
- Jesus' blood never failed me yet
- How the US failed in China
- Music journalists are failed musicians
- How to recover from a failed BIOS update
- How to fail a class
- first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
- fail open
- fail closed
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- What to do when your brakes fail
- As I Rise You FaIl (user)
- Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
- If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
- When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
- Senses Fail
- I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- fail fast
- failed state
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- senses fail (user)
- The race calling itself 'human' fails
- I have failed
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- 2008 Financial Crisis
- A time to fail
- You fail at sex
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- Wang Cock Fail
- Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
- The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
- EPIC FAIL
- Fail Blog
- Tiger Woods and Brit Hume fail at Buddhism
- I have failed to become something recognizable
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- words fail utterly
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
- set up to fail
- TheDeadGuy's failed final mission (category)
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
- it's God's work to have us fail
- Words fail me
- When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- Pwnie Award for Most Epic Fail
- Fire
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- The Seven Days of Fire
- we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
- fired
- fire truck
- Kitten on fire
- Earth, Wind and Fire
- The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
- They danced with fire claws
- Holy Fire
- The Attack by Fire
- play with fire
- Isle of Fire
- fire extinguisher
- Firebombing of Dresden
- fire alarm
- Measuring time by setting fire to various things
- Fire and Ice
- Valley of Fire
- The Fire Sermon
- Anthony's Fire
- Elmo's fire
- Fire beetle
- Knobbling fire
- Gloranthan Fire/Sky/Light Cults
- Fire Rune
- River of Blue Fire
- Pale Fire
- fire-eating
- pillar of fire
- putting out fires
- My friend's car caught on fire
- Mage's Fire
- Fire Mountain
- Fight Fire with Fire
- Fight fire with water
- Kick the Tires and Light the Fires
- Boy Sets Fire
- Asses of Fire
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- Baptism by fire
- trial by fire
- slam fire
- Light My Fire
- Starting a fire with flint and steel
- Fire ant
- Prairie Fire
- Quest for Fire
- Cathy Martin and the tunnel of fire
- Triangle shirtwaist fire
- Fire Poem
- Fire and Rain
- Great Fire of London
- Chinese Fire Drill
- fire hydrant
- A Fire Upon the Deep
- been through the fire
- The sky is on fire
- Fire Bomber
- Everything got me fired!
- Time is the fire in which we burn
- How to make a fake fire
- Fire Walking
- Into the Fire
- Movements of Fire and Shadow
- Wheel of Fire
- Blood and Fire
- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
- How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
- The fires are sweeping through the outlying villages
- fire engine red
- scroll of fire
- Fire Marshall Bill
- Wand of Fire
- As Kingfishers Catch Fire
- Snapple Fire
- Saint Elmo's Fire
- Li, the clinging (fire)
- Sleep Now in the Fire
- St. Elmo's Fire
- In The Line Of Fire
- It might start a fire
- The cold fire of a false passion
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