Findings:

• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• What You're Doing
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• you still won't find what you're looking for
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• like you're blind but still can see
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• doing
• Keep doing nothing
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• Doing something with your life
• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• Learning by doing
• Doing handy
• Doing Time
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• What are you doing?
• We're all doing just fine
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• Doing the dishes
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How am I doing?
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• doing it for Natalie
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• A mall full of people doing the Macarena
• Roger Schank's Learning by Doing Meets Case-Based Reasoning
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Doing a nitrous balloon
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• Nothing Doing
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• doing a Paltrow
• I'm doing OK
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• doing laundry in college
• Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
• Who is doing what (superdoc)
• Doing drugs for fun and profit
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• Reasons for not doing drugs
• Doing a runner
• Every cigarette is doing you damage
• teen drinking
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• What are you doing later?
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• the quiet voices of women in the kitchen doing dishes
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• I was doing so well.
• Doing a Curtis
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• cost of doing business
• Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• Stop pontificating, start doing
• Howard, this is really doing well!
• doing mathematics
• Doing nothing together
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• What is Windows doing? (Unix scripting example)
• How to know if something is worth doing
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• She knew what she was doing
• the only thing more popular than pouring out the contents of your veins is doing the same with your heart
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well
• Doing gender
• Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• Painting of a Snowman doing Laundry
• Haldir what are you doing here
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• anything worth learning can combine with anything worth doing
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• what are you doing with your freedom?
• still
• Still Life with Woodpecker
• The stars stood still and naked
• Still she cried, and still the world pursues
• The Day the Earth Stood Still
• I still know what you did last summer
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
• Chris Stills
• Still though the One I Sing
• Back when grunge was still cool
• InBetween City, 4: printers still exist and are still misunderstood and hated irrationally
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• T.A.Z.: II. Some Poetic-Terrorist Ideas Still Sadly Languishing in the Realm of "Conceptual Art,"
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Still to Be Neat
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Can we still be friends?
• Sexist jokes
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Ko'^e'n, keeping still, mountain
• if you still read my nodes, Mike, this one's for you
• Still Hold The Moon
• Why beggars still live
• The Night is Still Young
• still warm
• I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
• My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Companies that still do animal testing
• still dancer
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• The US Still Maintains A Military That's Formidable
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• I can still feel you...
• I'm Still Here
• With all the advances in technology it still takes 3 days to clear a cheque
• The human race still needs religion
• A still - Volcano - Life -
• We Still Pray
• We Still Do Magic
• Still We Write
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Lips, still touched with fire
• I am still so lost, I am
• Technology Is Still A Male-Dominated Field
• That last dance is still in my head
• Still Life with Volkswagens
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I still find strands of her hair in bed
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• diner in still life
• Sleep escapes me still
• still there
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Time Stands Still
• I still miss you
• The jury is still out
• Does the flame still burn?
• I still wear the bracelet you made me

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