Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you are not going to just suddenly become fixed if the bottle doesn't say it does miracles"

• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Just Say Know
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• it does exactly what it says on the tin
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Just say no to TV
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• just say the words
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• Hey! Just say!
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• What does Webster say about Soul?
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• When does a dream become public domain?
• How does fifteen become seventeen?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Just Say No to Dubs
• "Everything i say is a title, if you just write hard enough"–Tem42
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• This is Just to Say
• how does quiet become a mirror?


• Just Say No
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Paper that becomes aware
• Time Becomes Meaningless In The Face Of Creativity
• Become
• a blue gasoline-striped puddle suddenly gone to music
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• when people become strangers
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• why global warming causes weather to become more extreme
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• How to become a minister for free
• Young liberals become old conservatives
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• How do you become a geek?
• Diagnosed with 6 months to live, I become a one-man-army
• You can become immune to scorpion venom
• When averted glances become the same as a stare
• The point at which music becomes unrecognizable
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• How to become a better anorexic
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• My kitchen window has become an instrument of death
• The farmer becomes the knight again
• How to Become a Fruitarian
• How to Become a Fruitarian 2
• How to Become a Fruitarian 3
• What's Become of the Baby
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• E2 has become my Internet
• Mourning Becomes Electra
• Morning Becomes Eclectic
• in order to tame lions, one must become a lion
• If you play a note high enough, it becomes a beam of light
• How a Pope is chosen
• How a bill becomes a law in Israel
• Become warm chocolate
• The Wish of the Young Saint Francis to become a Soldier
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• I have become furniture in your life
• How to Become a Hacker
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• When Society Becomes an Addict
• Mihai Becomes an Informer
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• How To Become a Mighty Pirate
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• How a bill becomes a law in the Westminster System
• Ice fishing becomes madly popular in the American midwest, despite the unseasonable late November thaw
• Donny Becomes a Man
• Not every boy thrown to the wolves becomes a hero.
• What becomes of the little boys?
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• sometimes noise becomes music
• Any house can become a prison
• retroactive tears for the man I thought you wouldn't become
• When Walls Become Tables
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• With every broken heart, we should become more adventurous.
• We Will Become Silhouettes
• The me I hope to become
• How To Become A Virgin
• our website could be your life
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• The Life to Which We've Become Accustomed
• How to become a competitive gamer
• PETA becomes you, a proposed future
• Yeah, you've become, beautiful
• how to become a better
• How to become a bitter anorexic
• thought has become irritatingly symphonic
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• we will become a happy ending
• I long to slash and slay the enemy and become a hero
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• We chose to become meat
• A Man Who Sometimes Becomes Smaller
• You want me to become what?
• If you can fool yourself then that becomes true for you.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• if i could become a lime
• Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
• We have become superfluous
• i've worked very hard to become so
• When Breath Becomes Air
• how you spend your time is what you become
• what we practice, we become
• The more i dream, the more whole the picture becomes.
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• How do I become a Mason?
• seltzer bottle
• Bottle green
• Woulfe bottle
• spin the bottle
• wine bottle
• bottle deposit

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