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- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He Was a Crook
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- some say he was never here at all
- At least he was gentle
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- He Was Only Joking
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- More than he was willing to give
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- I married him because he was not mean
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- All he left her was alone
- That's Just How He Was
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- he was a punk poet himself
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- making certain he was touching her
- He was found
- He is always ready..
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- The world will knock you on your ass. Are you ready for that?
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- How to wipe your ass
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- my ass, your face
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Big Ass Ham
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
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