Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you know what the big disadvantage of lasers is? They're made of light. Light bounces off shiny things. You can beat the most badass laser in the universe with a hand mirror."

• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• A toad can die of light!
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• bounce light
• The light switch that made fish jump
• laser bounce listening
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Big huge booms and the lights from the ships off shore
• Can I have a light?
• anybody can make lights
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Many hands make light work
• Bright Lights, Big City
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• nitrogen laser
• I never know what to do with my hands
• Can children of the refrigerator age know the value of ice?
• Laser proof
• Laser Classes
• laser disk
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Types of Entertainment Lasers
• laser (user)
• laser trapping
• laser vaginal rejuvenation
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• big beat
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Titanium:Sapphire lasers
• laser show
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Bastard Digital Laser Disc
• laser cooling
• Laser-guided bomb
• Laser Interferometer Space Antenna
• Laser video discs
• Logitech MX1000 laser mouse
• Laser Safety Regulations in the US
• big, rough hands
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• The Most Good You Can Do
• Know How, Can Do
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• we owe it to the universe to tell it everything we know
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• tunable laser
• Ring laser gyro
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• that can made you sick
• Laser Projection Surfaces
• CO2 Laser
• Semiconductor laser
• Laser Teeth Whitening
• laser eyes
• laser hair removal
• Orbital Laser
• ELP Laser Turntable
• laser chess
• LADAR
• Avante Laser MediSpa in Houston
• laser induced breakdown spectroscopy
• laser video
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• Who can know it?
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• made by loving hands at home
• chemical laser
• Laser Squad
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• Laser Radio Terminal
• How to cool gases with lasers
• CallCenter Orbital Laser
• Laser Quest
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• Chemical Oxygen-Iodine Laser
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• Laser print quality issues
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• Laser cream
• Low Level Laser Therapy
• Laser Interferometer Gravity-wave Observatory
• atom laser
• Vertical-emission laser
• transverse laser mode
• Using a laser pointer to play with a cat
• American Laser Games
• laser scanning cytometer
• Laser Squad Nemesis
• Laser induced plasma channel
• Designer Laser Vaginoplasty
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• The Wasp (Texas Radio and the Big Beat)
• Laser Harp
• Laser Launch
• Ion Laser
• Using headphones as a microphone
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Big Beat Boutique
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• What you will know in the future can affect the present
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• What we think we know can kill us
• we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• These are the only hands I can give
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• They don't know what they're missing
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe
• laser pointer
• as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
• laser
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Most of what I know about social inequality
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• free electron laser
• laser printer
• Continuous-wave laser projector
• laser weapons
• software laser
• laser tag
• Orbital mind control lasers
• laser sight
• laser designation
• laser rangefinder
• Nuclear laser rocket (speculative)
• YAG Laser
• Laser Squad Scenarios
• X-Ray Lasers
• Never use transparencies inside a laser printer
• laser chicken
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Laser Volley
• Laser M
• Laser Blast
• Laser Gates
• solid state laser
• Laser 4.7
• Laser Radial Rig
• Helium Neon Laser
• laser diode
• Laser Ranging Retroreflector experiment on the Moon

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