I DO NODE AUDITS
Sure, they're only 20 measly votes, but I get fresh new ones every morning!
Newly remixed and remastered:
Bob forgive me.
Subject DJ-001 Vital Statistics
Height: 6'3" (1.92m) Weight: 190 lbs. (86k)
Hair: Brown/Blond Eyes: Blue DOB: 13/08/1983 (Leo)
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Spoken as in Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
I'm going to find myself a girl
Who can show me what laughter means
And we'll fill in the missing colors
In each other's paint-by-number dreams
And then we'll put our dark glasses on
And we'll make love until our strength is gone
And when the morning light comes streaming in
We'll get up and do it again...
--Jackson Browne "The Pretender"
The light at the end of the tunnel is just a freight train coming your way
A Metal heart is hard to tear apart
Updated whenever I damn well feel like it!
--Professor John Allen Paulos
"I want to be able to call on men and women who like to fight and drink and fuck. I want a naval officer who knows how to whack some drunk in the balls when he grabs her tits, not call a press conference and a lawyer. If you're a wimp who doesn't know how to find the exit at a rowdy party, go fly a kite, not a jet fighter."
Good for a laugh:
- Concise Guide to Forgetting How Much You Suck
- Dungeons & Dragons
- How to shoot yourself in the foot in any programming language
- The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
- How to properly assemble a combat insertion team
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife
- Baldur's Gate II: Thanks heaps for enhancing my aura of inadequacy!
- Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- If George Bush played Civilization III
I couldn't agree more:
- The pussification of the American male
- Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
- Anarchism: What It Really Stands For
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
Mmmmm! Yummy Metanodes!
- The Star Wars Project
- Pictures of Everythingians
- Jane's Fighting Nodes
- Erotic Nodes
- Everything Bartender
My "Nodes On Germany" Project