Findings:
- Enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot
- How to Choose the Best Programming Language to Learn for 2016
- How to videotape yourself playing a videogame
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- Teach Yourself "Hello Kitty" in 24 Languages
- Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
- The C Programming Language
- God's Own Programming Language
- How to smoke yourself retarded
- How to Play any Guitar Chord
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- The Programming Languages Genealogy Project
- Principles of Programming Languages
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- The C++ Programming Language
- Comparison of programming language types
- Semantics of programming languages
- The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
- World's most narrowly useful programming language
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Curly brace family of programming languages
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- The C++ Programming Language Freakshow
- parallel programming languages
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- Norwegian Pronunciation Guide
- How to set yourself on fire
- How to lose yourself in a pocket novel
- Parallel Programming Languages: Low Level Abstraction
- Amuse yourself on public transportation
- How to shoot a rock band
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- World's most flexible programming language
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- How to pierce yourself
- People with programming languages named after them
- Shakespeare Programming Language
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- how to shoot a bow
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- Learn how to swear in different languages
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- programming language
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- The futility of teaching yourself a language
- Saying "United States of America" in various languages
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- esoteric programming language
- dynamic programming language
- How to turn any number into a 9
- Why Pascal Is Not My Favorite Programming Language
- On the foolishness of natural language programming
- How to give yourself a manicure
- How to defend yourself against a coconut
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- Fictitious programming language
- How to shoot a rubber band
- How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- How to bind your own book
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- How to die in a crevasse
- How to peel a pineapple
- How to complain to the BBC
- How to get to sleep
- How to convert musical notes to their Hz equivalent
- How to discover a conspiracy
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- How to field dress a deer
- How to Win at Nintendo Games
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- How to behave at a Japanese sword show
- Dumpster diving for fun and profit
- How not to propose
- How to make a magic picture cube
- Tarragon chicken
- Building an underground house
- Two-step
- Why big businesses give prizes away
- How to get Apache to send compressed versions of static HTML files
- any
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- How to repeat consonants for dramatic effect
- Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
- How To Be Funny
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I don't know how to smile
- How to ship a bike
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Foot Guards
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- linear foot
- How to Succeed at McDonald's
- foot wedge
- How to Post a Writeup: Noding for Poets
- Foot! Foot!
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- Discordian Code
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- How to calculate the heat produced by radioactive decay
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How can people listen to that crap?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to catch a snake
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- How to cut and paste in Mac OS
- how to fold a square
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- how to toast nuts
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How much is kinetics, how much is belief, how much is sorcery
- How to change the color of the BSOD
- How I Learned To Do Peyote
- How to deal with banks
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- how to use slang incorrectly
- Getting skunk spray off your pet
- How I feel about exams
- Natural Language Processing
- How to catch a football
- Use definite, specific, concrete language
- How conflict builds
- Noises made by birds in different languages
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Building a unique lightsaber prop
- Prejudicial Language
- Taking a multiple choice test
- inclusive language
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- Language Arts
- How not to faint when you can't move
- aspectual language
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Lesbian invisibility in language
- Yesterday I forgot how to form letters properly.
- There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
- Who what when where why & how
- Western Desert Language
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- German language oddities
- How many primes are there?
- Welsh Language Act 1993
- How to condition your boss
- The Zen of Language
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The Language of Letting Go
- How to be a troll
- How to lose weight
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