Glory flows through my body on this
great day of remembrance. I arose next to the body of my fresh girlfriend, then ingested warm flowing black
goodness. After my trusty steed and I demolished asphalt on the
highway, I was inspired to create new music. The cause for this being that I witnessed something that could have ended in horrible
tragedy, but was averted.
A maniacal
truck driver nearly killed some
hapless bastard by quickly trying to occupy the same space. Bad things would have happened, but the Jeep pulled a high class
manuever by
flying on the shoulder. A spectaclular near-hit was the
highlight of my young day.
Glory to the builders.