Masturbation euphemisms (idea)

Bite the wax tadpole	Words that sound dirty but really aren't	Simpsons digs at Apple	LAME Ain't an MP3 Encoder
Jill off	Euphemisms for menstruating	Henry Rollins	How many men/women masturbate?
Irish girls	Dem Bones	parallel parking	Spanking the Monkey
Masturbation	Rosy Palm and her five daughters	Animal jerk-off metaphors	The Joy of Pair Bonding: The Underwater Metaphor
Apple Confidential: The Real Story of Apple, Computer, Inc.	coitus interruptus	hardening your vehicle	beat the bishop
escape meta alt control shift	Noding for Numbers