Tittyfuck
Verb: Usage, "Me
red blooded American he-man. Me like tittyfuck pretty girls."
An activity in which a man to sticks his
penis on his partner's
chest, between said partner's
breasts, while said partner squeezes her breasts together. The tubular space thus created between the breasts is
lubricated by
sweat and/or
precum, and becomes a
vagina-like canal in which the penis can move in its typical
back and forth motion, eventually
ejaculating on the chest and/or face of the woman involved. This form of
sex has the advantage of allowing the male to
watch his penis as he is fucking, and has the disadvatage of not directly stimulating the female
genitalia at all, though if the top partner is
flexible he can still lean backwards to do so with his
hands.
From a
bird's eye view (if you have birds in your
bedroom) the whole affair looks something like this (if breasts and genitalia were bad
ASCII art)
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( . )| |( . )
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Where the two ( . ) are breasts, and the
shaft of the penis between them is laid flat against the
body of the lower partner, with its head pointed towards her
neck. Incidentally, I use the terms "man" and "woman" very loosely. By "man" I mean a person possesing a penis or
dildo, and by "woman" I mean a person possesing real or fake breasts.
Other grammatical forms:
Tittyfucker,
tittyfucking,
tittyfucked, etc.
1Any ASCII expert noders with suggestions for me on how to make my useless diagram more anatomically correct? The current edition has been accused of looking like 1. a mandrill 2. a cross and 3. a fisher price toy run over by a truck.