"You know what I'd really like, baby?"
"What's that?"
"A threesome."
"A threesome? Hmmmm.... Okay let's do it!! We'll have to find another girl...."
"Two other girls, actually."
"Two? But that would be a foursome."
"No, me and these two girls. You wouldn't be involved."
"Huh? What the fuck are you talking about?"
"You don't understand baby, I'm so crazy about you that I'd totally end up ignoring the other girl. Wouldn't be fair to her."
"Really."
"You could watch, maybe."
"....I see."
"But you'd have to watch from the closet, I'd be weirded out if you were just sitting there."
"Seriously? Okay, fine, whatever. I guess I could do that."
"Or you don't have to watch at all, you could just go shopping."
"Sheesh. Fine. Fine. You go find your two other girls and have your threesome and I'll go shopping.... So when do you want to do this?"
"Last Tuesday. .... Baby, wait, where ya going?"