Willy Wonka (thing)

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

Casting Revision for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka

Slugworth

Grandpa Joe

Charlie Bucket

Veruca Salt

Mike Teevee

Augustus Gloop

Violet Beauregarde

Oompa Loompa

Oompa Loompas

(I've Got A) Golden Ticket

Pure Imagination

On The Paddleboat

I Want It Now

Oompa Loompa song about Augustus Gloop

Oompa Loompa song about Violet Beauregarde

Oompa Loompa song about Veruca Salt

Oompa Loompa song about Mike Teevee

Golden Ticket

Everlasting Gobstopper

Gobstoppers

Hsa Waknow

Veruca Salt inspired me to yell at my housemates

Gene Wilder

This is by no means a complete list; this is simply all the Wonka I could find on E2. If I've missed anything, or if you create a new node, please /msg me.

S.B.- "Wait a minute, what's all that small print there at at the bottom?
W.W- "Oh. If you have any problems dial information, thank you for calling."

Mr. Salt- "What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
W.W- "Why? Having fun?"

Mrs. TV- "LoompaLand?!? There's no such place."
W.W- "Excuse me, dear lady.."
Mrs. TV- "Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography."
W.W- "Oh, then you know all about it."

Mr. Salt- "Scnozwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?"
W.W- "I'm sorry, all questions must be submitted in writing."

W.W- "The suspense is terrible...I hope it'll last."

Mrs. TV- "Oooh, I think I'm gonna be sea sick."
W.W- "Here, try one of these."
Mrs. TV- "What is it?"
W.W- "A rainbow drop. Suck it and you can spit in seven different colors."
Violet- "(picking her nose) Spitting's a dirty habit."
W.W- "I know a worse one."

Mr. Salt- "Butterscotch? Buttergin? You got somehting going on here Wonka?"
W.W- "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

Charlie- "Hey grandpa, what was that we just went through?"
W.W- "A 'Hsa Waknow'."
Mrs. TV- "Is that japanese?
W.W- "No, it's Wonka Wash spelled backwards."

Mr. Salt- "I doubt any of us are going to get out of here alive.
W.W- "Oh, you should never doubt what no one is sure about."

W.W- "Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head?

Veruca- "Schnozberries? Who ever heard of a schnozberry?"
W.W- "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."

W.W- "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

W.W- "A thing of beauty is a joy forever."

W.W- "If good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have created rollerskates."

W.W- (after Charlie gives him the everlasting Gobstopper) "And so shines a good deed, in a weary world."

W.W- "And Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man that suddenly got everything he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after."

Charlie- "Mr. Wonka, what will happen to the other kids: Augustus, Veruca..."
W.W- "When they leave here they'll be completely restored to their normal terrible old selves. But maybe they'll be a little wiser for the wear."