This might be the saddest piece of spam I've ever received, even more so than that penis-enlarging thing. Honestly, this doesn't particularly make me want to have sex with these wretched, miserable women. I want to take them out for coffee or a movie or something. Cheer them up, for God's sake.

Though I have to admit that the bit about "someone to hold, or just to be pounded" is pretty hilarious. "Honey, I need to be held. Or just pounded."

Her husband or boyfriend is gone and has left her all alone.... He's neglected her once again... She's sitting there all by herself, feeling very upset and very lonely... She is sick of her own hands rubbing up and and down herself.... She wants someone to come and ravage her and have their way with her... It could be you... Lonely, neglected women are sitting at home all by themselves at this very moment. They are deeply in need of someone, either it be just for company, just to talk, someone to hold, or just to be pounded... they need someone and they need them right now...