My parents used to have a cherry tree which had been allowed to grow far too large by the previous owners of the property. The cherrys near the top of the tree that we couldn't get at, didn't always fall off. A good number of them just stayed up there, and fermented. We couldn't get them, but the local crows could.

Drunk crows are very, very funny.


Here kitty kitty. You want a piece of this?