I had this dream last night that I'm sitting in a McDonald's eating when a woman suddenly bursts into the restaurant screaming she's about to give birth. I jump into action and lay her down on a table and promptly deliver the little tyke. I give the baby to it's mother, and then try to convince her to begin breast feeding it. Somehow the mother and I become engaged in conversation and forget all about the baby.

The next thing I know, somebody had layed the baby face down in a pool of ketchup and it died.

My dreams scare me.