What was I thinking?

I've gone celibate for a while. As I don't have a boyfriend or even an FTF, this would seem like an easy thing to do. However, as an experiment, I've extended celibacy to include masturbation. This is not a wise move. All I can think about is wanting to.

My reasons are many and called legion. First, health. Bad idea to have sex with just anyone. Second, I thought "why not give my body a break from sexual impulses?" only to find that the impulses haven't gone away--they've multiplied, and now I haven't given myself an outlet.

If you have any suggestions, /msg me.

Why does this sound like a troll?