Of course God hates FAQs! True Christians know everything (or, nowadays everything that Everything has), and He probably wouldn't want to show signs of His existence to everyone who prays, "Lord, if you are there, give me a sign"...

Seriously, this node was just one of my silly ideas I got when I remembered that stupid God Hates Fags page. I don't think God hates FAQs, He clearly loves people who help people. =)