Circus Peanuts have a styrafoam-like texture and leave the mouth with a toxic coating.

When I was a small child, I ate circus peanuts at the zoo and vomited near the monkey cages. Orange vomit still reminds me of the zoo 'til this day.

They are repulsive and should have a warning label.

Please don't kill me for eating them. I won't ever do it again, don't worry.