I have a pink-and-blue plaid, pleated skirt. It's the one that, when I wear it, inevitably garners kind words from middle-aged men. A compliment's a compliment, but come on, do the math.

Update: Yesterday I wore it again. My coworkers, who are dirty men but no so old, kept telling me I looked like Britney Spears in the "Crazy" video. Not a bad comparison for a legal chick with a B cup.