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Ring ring! I pick up the phone.

Me: Hello?

Dr. Milstein: Hi Jennifer. I've gone over your file again, and I realized I made a misdiagnosis. You don't have WPW Syndrome. You don't need a radiocatheter ablation.

Me: I don't? Woo-hoo!

Dr. Milstein: We will still have to do a procedure, though.

Me: What kind of procedure?

Dr. Milstein: I'm going to have to perform rhinoplasty on you.

Me: I need a nosejob? For my heart? WHY?!?

Dr. Milstein: It's not any old rhinoplasty. It's cardiac rhinoplasty.

I woke up laughing.