A now defunct musical comedy trio from Australia comprising
Tim Ferguson, Paul McDermott and Richard Fidler. Songs include
Necrophilia,
Kill Yourself, I Wanna Spill the Blood of a
Hippie,
Oh Lesbian Oh Mother,
World's Best Kisser and Forteen Pints of Beer and a Kebab.
On stage antics include (as taken from www.anejo.freeserve.co.uk/daas):
The Batman incident - This is one that's gone down
in history. The Allstars managed to convince one reporter that they
were going to be playing the Penguin's
henchmen in the forthcoming
Batman movie. By the time this had been interpreted by several other
publications, it had reached the point that there were allegations
of an affair between
Tim Ferguson and
Kim Basinger.
The bathroom incident - During the Edinburgh Festival,
DAAS took the audience into the ladies toilets. In the middle of the
act, a bemused woman wandered in, desperate for a piss. The boys
pretended not to notice her but when she closed the
cubicle door,
they got everyone to remain silent. When she pulled the chain,
everybody let out a huge cheer.
The wheelchair incident - They used to do a song
called Leaping and Jumping for
Satan is Lord where they would
bully
the entire
audience into standing up and singing along. One night
there was one woman who refused to stand up. "What's the matter
with you, you miserable bugger?" Paul asked. "Are you a
cripple?"
The woman's response? "Yes, actually I am." The Dougs were speechless
until Paul's final retort: "Don't worry, Tim's
Jesus. He'll cure you."