Yet another
chatterbox abomination has been swiped from the aether and molded into a
substantial flesh-and-blood node. Yay for motivation.
As a massive congealed clump of
cultural and social diversity stuck
unpleasantly to the brow of humanity, we here at
Everything2 collectively agree on absolutely nothing. With this in mind, how can we be expected to celebrate together (as clumps of congealed cultural and social diversity are wont to do from time to time) in a non-violent maner with only
widely discriminating religious and
governmental holidays designated for such activities?
We here at e2 are the difinitive
anti-culture; we are a muddled, yet
cutting edge quagmire, an
elite mess -- and we LIKE it that way. We need our own damn holidays.
So I propose that we each come up with our own holidays celebrating our noding
achievements. If you do not feel that you have yet settled in and achieved anything here at e2, simply enjoy the other holidays set out before you and wait until you are ready to claim your
holiday.
Holiday Ingredients
- Date: You must claim a date for your holiday; holidays can share dates. Your birthday or the day you began noding would make a excellent choices in my opinion.
- Name: You must come up with a name for your holiday. Simply "(Your Handle Here) Day" is perfectly acceptable.
- Festivities and Traditional Happenings: You must lay out all of the things that are to happen on your day including attire, food consumption, murder sprees, etc... I will leave this completely up to you.
That said and done, I shall kick off this spree of
delusionary self glorification by creating my own day:
moJoe Day, a Lesson in Debauchery, Sarcasm and Confrontation
Might I also be the first to suggest that
dem bones,
nate or some other pillar of e2 create and populate:
Everything2 Day