Minor American political figure and conspiracy theorist, who can't quite decide whether he wants to belong to the extreme left or right. A staunch enemy of, among many other things, Henry Kissinger, Communism, internationalism, Zionism, aristocracy, the English, the UN, Henry Kissinger, Fabian Socialism, George Bush (junior and senior), the IMF, gnosticism, Henry Kissinger (a Soviet agent with the "personality of a faggot"), birth control, big business, and more or less anything else you can imagine.

LaRouche was imprisoned for a few years during the Reagan administration for tax evasion, and maintains to this day that he was framed as part of a shadowy global conspiracy. He has run for the Democratic nomination for the presidency seven times at last count, unsuccessfully each time. He has a cult-like following and lives out of a fortified mansion/bunker in Northern Virginia.

Howard Hughes without the panache.