I am in my twenties again, and in a temporary work situation with another woman and a guy. This situation is only going to last a few more days, and then the three of us won't see each other again. The other woman is sort of mousy, but cute in a librarian-like way. The guy is fairly good looking and is a really nice person. I have a killer body like I've never had in real life; am wearing this short dress and thigh highs, I have a slight tan and my hair is long and lightened by the sun.

I know this guy wants to ask the other woman out before the project ends, but he hasn't made any overtures yet. So I am trying to get him to ask me out first, even though I can see we have nothing at all in common.

He is eating and making crumbs everywhere, has his head down, is walking around and trying to work. The other woman is in an office down the hall, head down, working. I say to him, "Aren't you going to ask me out?" and I know I've got him.