My Granddad's rule that he taught to my dad (who taught me to drive) is pretty simple:

Everyone else is an idiot, and they don't know how to drive.

It doesn't matter how bad you are at driving, if you follow this rule you will be safe.

Also, don't believe turn signals untill you see them actually turn. I remember following a guy on the motorway with his turnsignals indicating right for twenty minutes. In New Zealand we drive on the left, and there is never a right turn on the motorway. Mabie another rule would be "Turn your radio down so you can hear the click-click-click of your indicator".