Apparently a
special event for some
people. My
high school graduation is tonight. I get to give a
speech to tons and tons of people and then walk across the
stage and get a
diploma. Then I go
home and open lots of graduation
presents from
relatives. This is apparently more of a special event for my
family than it is for me. I'm just glad to get rid of high school. And this means that I can move out next week.
I'm going to start my speech off with a redneck joke. Then I'm going to be very sarcastic and humorous. Then I'll end it with a bit of sappy nostalgic corniness about how we'll all miss high school. Then I'll make a Star Trek reference and walk off the stage. They're gonna' kill me.
Update: They liked it. Those weirdos.