The 8th track on Mr. Bungle's surreal album Disco Volante, which is on my desert island list. It's fast-paced, catchy, and rife with odd sound effects, both mechanical and vocal. Great if you're in the mood for something silly, or even if you're not. Since there are no "words" in this song, at least not in English or any decipherable language, the inlay does not list any lyrics for it.

It does, however, have "An Invitation ... to take part in an unusual scam." If you send $2 to a mysterious P.O. Box in SF, they'll send you some stickers to put in the blank spaces in the inlay, as well as over the "Invitation" page.

Oh yeah, and you'll also get the "official" lyrics to Chemical Marriage and Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz.

Here's the latter:


ghfuah blal he chaduduh chee hugh weh chee keh xooo hee hoh ooooooo cikeetah xoo xeh
eooh le hugx yerheggkkk
ryzl ou hueau
pppddtdptdtt pppddtdptdtt

ue ue fhay goouuhf o lltt chteee
huucgcgudoo wuad!
chugaouh!

Poodah paytahy poodah paytahy poodah poodah paytahy paytahy paytahy poodah poodah
fea dugh toog fax
fea dugh toog fax
farrag
geesh
zssu
guum
bom

Beez gbazgen mauz gaysh
bal gonskunn geez woazch
ma meesken loas gouase
geez gonskunn boz mosquiez

heh tzt oly huht
ma meeshka mow skwoz
owm ftt lguf hahg

foo oo oo oo
puooo bieczkaireeaux
rrrd t ch kee bbst seay tssm klt aaaaox

skadulehmedomgaswesh
goaduleh skeecs schoadulen mosqelaszz
beez gac goasgun
monsquaz

zoo ma mah manut mamoyugh
xi maa hea doo dauy dohdoyugh
tszeettaa ba doa bau koyugh

ma magh max maynot nolnoyugh
szi deah daddoobaught boyugh
xi daa tdey gkao gho gkoyughfouuuuuuu

soan schwedea dn zewa tdieap
soan schwedea dn zewa tdieap
dtoyeum dtoyeum dmdipdihdeaudaht zdwitihdihttumptditutiua

soan schwedea dn zcwa tdieap
soan schwedea dn zcwa tdieap

bboawogh c wha fftyk onsk oooeeh oooeeh yeefm loolt msten

ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo

feydea tdn fa
feydea tdn fa gaugh
gzcc gmn ooo

ma meeshka mow skwoz
ma meeshka mow skwoz

soan schwedea dn skatdieap
soan schwedea dn skatdieap
sktoyeum sktoyeum sktoyeum dmdipdihdeaudaht zdwitihdihttumptditutiua

soan schwedea dn skatdieap
soan schwedea dn skatdieap goodeadogit goodeadogit glddehgoot

fea dugh toog fax
fea dugh toog fax
farrag
vaah
yoo
ee

hrrea kcun bahg bumpt


And that's it. I like to think that E2 is much more complete now that this has been noded. Don't be silly. Of course it is.


DoubleD says You have no idea how relieving it was to find out this WASN'T about jar jar binks.