Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Assistant Principal. He used to be an advisor for students and got promoted. Cool dude, but it is clear he has a LOT of stuff to do."

• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• He who has ears, let him hear
• He smiles but it's not real.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• great things he has taught us
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He has spit in my coat
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• he has her eyes
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Things never were what they used to be
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• You've got to be kidding me
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• be cool
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• but you wanna be bad
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• To do is to be
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Hot pursuit
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• We used to be more in sync
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It's so cool to be denied
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• a garden where a girl used to be
 
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Or at least it used to be
• You used to be a substantial woman
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am

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