Findings:

• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• We're one, but we're not the same
• but don't take my word for it
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• don't spend it all in one place
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• Love the one you don't need
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• Don't look now
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• BQN: But, one for all?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• I Had No Right
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Being a dickhead
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We had no bait but our tongues
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Natural rights don't exist
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow

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