Findings:

• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• You never can tell
• Helping a loved one with depression
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• A very mean bar trick
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• Who tells you no?
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• How to tell if someone loves you
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• you never can tell with bees
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• This Won't Cause Trouble Later
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• You can tell a Marine
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• The Library Book
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• Find someone who...
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• How to tell she's good looking
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• old books can tell more than one story
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• The man who can fix anything
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• I can no longer tell you
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• We laugh so we won't cry
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Who can know it?
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Though you can tell me
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Helping people cheat
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• find someone who dreams of you
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Tell us your troubles
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing

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