Findings:

• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• These are their future good old days.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Atheists have no support group
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 21
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 9
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Californians have no soul
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• I have no complaint
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Stoned music memories
• When I have female children
• They have no bones.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• There is no music for this day
• That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
• These Days
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 12
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 7
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 24
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 22
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 2
• Have a nice day
• Words Have No Meaning
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• No one says anything important during the day
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• The problem with babies these days
• No My Car Day
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• Penis for a day
• No day at the beach
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 15
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 13
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 6
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Why I want to have children
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 20
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• The Four and Twenty Elders Casting their Crowns before the Divine Throne
• UFOs These Days
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Kids have no concept of time
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Fish have no concept of fire
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• You have no power over me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Atheist children get presents day
• Computers have no sense of time
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• The children are all crying in their pens
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• And Death shall have no Dominion
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• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Foxes eat their children
• Elder Days
• Kids these days
• Why do children have to die?
• Precedent Means Nothing These Days
• These are the days when birds come back
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• These are the glory days of lyricists
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• These Are Days
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• No such thing as a bad day
• These are the days of our lives
• That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
• How to entertain young children on little or no money
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• these children are sunny.
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Respect your Elders
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 3
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 1
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 8
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 5
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 11
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 16
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 14
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 10
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 4
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 23
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 19
• I have no faith in your God
• Know your pets
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 18
• I have no browser and I must node!
• You have no socially redeeming value
• institutions have lives of their own
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• No, but I'll have a beer
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I have no hair
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 17
• Children's Day
• My hands have lost their memory
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Where the streets have no name
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them

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