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CowboyNeal, Nate, and Dem bones were camping
and they got into a big argument about who was the toughest
and Dem Bones said: "I'm so tough I went out and caught a bear and turned it inside out"
and Nate said: "I'm so tough I lassoed a water buffalo and tied it to my Mother's porch for the Holidays"
CowboyNeal remained silent.....slowly stoking the fire with his penis.

- as told by factgirl

One day Nate, Dem Bones, and CowboyNeal sat at a bar together. Just as they were about to enjoy their beer, a fly landed in each of their glasses.

Nate pushed his beer from him in disgust.

Dem Bones fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

CowboyNeal picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT!! SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"

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