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Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
where was your heart when we needed it most?
When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
Where have all the poets gone?
Who needs another person when you have yourself?
I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
All I Need is a Job
Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
All you need is hate
When you are drunk, all you can see is light
All i need is something to hold on to.
when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
You're All I Need to Get By
When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
You should have killed me when you had the chance
this is where we all came to be
when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
Where and when
Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
Look where all this talking got us, baby
November 4, 1995
All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
Food, shelter and a broadband connection
I had been hungry all the years
Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
I remember when all this was trees
That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
Where are all the women photographers?
Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
Where are all the stupid Americans?
All you need is attention and ...
who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
When you had left our pirate fold
and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
When living we have need of Death
Where do butterflies go when it rains?
Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
Who needs love when you can have death?
we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
Where are all the women with abysmal self-esteem?
Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
Jesus is all I need
there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
Who what when where why & how
Where I go when I masturbate
Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
When All's Well
All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
All You Need to Know About the Music Business
all of these questions need answering
All You Need Is Cash
Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
when all the white horses have broken free
If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
all of these answers need questioning
All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
Where are all the time travelers?
All the things she had at one point wanted to be
May the world be a better place when I wake up
flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
Where All the Birds Sit
when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
Where are you, caught up in the burden of it all
She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
I need to be busy, dammit!
When I was young Time had no wings
When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
Remember when you had words for everything?
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
You're never around when I need you
When each had their own personal anthem
What you need, when you need it
the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
needs must when the Devil drives
All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
Where people go when people die
Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
I have spent all night paging you
I've got to get away from all this escapism
Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
All Over but the Shoutin'
all smiles and mariachi
All statistics are lies
All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
That's All Folks
One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
Cover all the bases
Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
One letter can make all the difference
What were you before you were anything at all?
All Flesh Must Be Eaten
I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
To the Jews of All Countries
Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 11: Where Are you Going, My Little One?
All Thing
All the fairies have gone
I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
All of Me
don't spend it all in one place
All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
To all the cold people who want to be warm again
All roads lead to Rome
All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
Green Grass Grows All Around
All Hail Brother Seamen
Spring doesn't care about you at all
The Burdens Of All
All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
Why are all senses but vision abstract?
We Are All Prostitutes
Loving U Thru It All
fah-q all (user)
make all
All's Fair in Love and War
Fuck them all but the six

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