Findings:

• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• Life has more twists than a rope
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Stoned music memories
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Life expectancy calculator
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• Doctor Patient Privilege
• The Second Life of Doctor Mirage
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• Better than Life
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• I have become furniture in your life
• Life expectancy of computer hardware
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• life is very strong. life is stronger than death.
• Real life is stranger than Borges
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• my life is more than this
• Life expectancy
• The doctor said his patience is wearing thin, and his patients are getting fat
• Doctor Schwa (user)
• spin doctor
• The Doctor
• Doctor Pepper
• Doctor Mirabilis
• witch doctor
• Doctors Without Borders
• The Good Doctor
• Water doctor
• Doctor Dre
• The Cobbler Turned Doctor
• M-x doctor
• Old Doctor
• Doctor Foster
• I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
• Doctor Evazan
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• Doctor Faustus
• Doctor Worm
• Doctor Detroit
• Doctor Wu
• Doctor Splat (user)
• Ancient Roman Doctors
• play doctor
• Doctor Fate
• Doctor Strange
• The Doctors
• Doctor V64
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• RMS vs the Doctor
• script doctor
• Doctor Octopus
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• The Infernal Desire Machines of Doctor Hoffman
• Doctor Fishboy (user)
• conversation between doctors and children
• Doctor Qui
• Doctor from Lhasa
• Barefoot Doctor
• Doctor Robert
• trust the doctor (user)
• Young Doctors in Love
• Doctor Knowall
• Doctor of the Church
• Spin Doctors
• The Circus of Doctor Lao
• Leverkühn's Deal With the Devil in Mann's Doctor Faustus
• Doctor jokes
• Doctor Yellow
• Theme from Doctor Pyser
• The Five Doctors
• Doctor Bong
• Doctor Sivana
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Doctor Fugwump (user)
• Doctor Strange (user)
• The Death of Doctor Island
• Doctor Doom
• Doctor Gene (user)
• Posing as a doctor is illegal in all fifty states
• Doctor Doom (user)
• Doctor Brodie's Report
• Doctor in the house
• Doctor Phibes Rises Again
• Bubbles' Trip To See the Doctor
• The Doctor and the Prince of Darkness Meet Again
• What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Fuzzy Poet Doctor and the fates
• Fuzzy Poet Doctor and Faith
• Doctor Mindbender
• Doctor Who (category)
• Doctor Schlock (user)
• The Crying Doctor
• Mad as Hell Doctors in California: October 5
• Mad as Hell Doctors: October 6
• Doctor Korgon's Robotic Opus
• Doctor Korgon's imperfect clone
• Young Doctor Korgon's penisoid army
• The 11th Doctor
• The Doctor's Wife
• The Fourth Doctor
• The Doctor's Daughter
• Sarah visits the doctor
• Clockheart, the bridge's doctor

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