Findings:
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- Give me back my bike!
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- Someone to Watch over Me
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Someone please kill me
- Someone looking at a picture of me
- Good old fashioned fucking
- fucking eh
- Fucking A
- The difference between fucking and making love
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- Fucking Åmål
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I despise ribbon cable
- Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- Why fucking cows is a bad idea
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
- Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
- Shopping and Fucking
- Microsoft's .NET strategy
- Are cops completely fucking useless?
- Throw away your fucking scale!
- high-intensity discharge headlights
- The donuts are so pretty
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- I hope you're fucking happy
- Fucking
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- Live Era '87-'93
- couch fucking
- I hate this fucking orange cat
- For God's sake, just have another election
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- I'm not fucking bored
- We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
- Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
- Piss without farting, die without fucking
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
- Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
- Video files inside .zip archives
- Fucking Anais
- How to clean a bathroom
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
- The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
- The Fucking Champs
- fucking machine
- Hard like fucking stone
- go fucking (user)
- It's my fucking job to know
- Dope, Guns and Fucking in the Streets
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
- Out of his fucking mind
- I am so fucking happy
- Young People Fucking
- Songs About Fucking
- Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- it's the fucking truth
- Spilt milk, motherfucker. Spilt fucking milk.
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
- Customer service is a fucking given
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
- you fucking moron (user)
- take a fucking hint (user)
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
- Fucking is fucking
- I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
- Fucking Karma
- Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
- Fucking, Austria
- Fucking superhero movies
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- Keep fucking that chicken
- Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
- Fucking Genesis 1, Bitch
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- Welcome to the Gold Fucking Monkey House, Folks
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- Respect The Fucking Monkey
- Fucking useless phrases (category)
- paying someone to flush your toilets
- It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun!
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
- Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
- Goddammit, I forgot the third commandment again!
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- Goddammit
- -Me- (user)
- me
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- So Sue Me
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- /me
- bite me
- Fuck me harder
- take me away
- love me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- It's not you, it's me
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Trust me
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Zap me
- 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
- Drug Me
- Why Not Me?
- Timor mortis conturbat me
- What an artist the world is losing in me!
- Drink Me
- Eat Me
- Please Please Me
- Come to Me
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- Don't stand so close to me
- You Really Got Me
- Me too
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Do you know me?
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- Me and a Gun
- Rape Me
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- That man bit me
- Excuse me
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