Findings:

• Happy Birthday to You
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Happy birthday, Mr. President
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• PGP: Happy Birthday To You
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Happy Birthday, Paul Bernardo
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Happy 20th Birthday Evereything2
• Happy Birthday, Wanda June
• Happy Birthday From Planet MotherSuperior
• Happy 20th Birthday Everything2
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Same birthday as me
• The Happy Clappy Birthday Song
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
• Happy Birthday
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• away from me
• Me So Horny
• Beer me!
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• customers don't trust me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Holidays that matter to me
• Stand by Me
• Me and My Shadow
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• god help me
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• Death makes me tired
• Windows ME: The Virus Addition
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• It's Time for Me to Die
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Make me one of you
• Red Roses for Me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• The Night is Darkening Round Me
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• this city wasn't built for me
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Red Dwarf insulted me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• gothic me (user)
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You talkin' to me? (e2poll)
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Globalization and Me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• To the revolutionary that is slowly dying inside me:
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Have One On Me
• what I want and what is expected of me
• They call me Engineer-khan
• There is more of me than you imagine
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• You taught me more than hugging
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• Eeyore's Birthday Party
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Marine Corps Birthday Ball
• Waiting for me
• Birthday Girl (user)
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• happy hacker
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• happy trail
• Happy Trails
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Happy slapping
• The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
• Happy Endings
• bite me
• Come to Me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• My first comet
• Stop looking at me
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• treat me like a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• words hiss into me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• help me (user)
• Hurt me plenty
• Urinal Cakes and Me
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Something to remember me by
• The stone that told me
• Take me from home
• Heave Away, Me Johnnies
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Paint Me the End of an Era
• Meet Me in the Green Glen
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• You have no power over me
• Fill for me a brimming bowl
• /me (user)
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• ignore me (document)
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Pandora sent it to me, C.O.D.
• You know you want me, baby!
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• ender will save me (user)
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• ME ME (user)
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Desire Me (user)
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Honestly, Writing Disgusts Me
• Office me
• Marry Me
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Despicable Me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• When you met me, when I met you
• old chestnut: common birthdays
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Evangelion - The Birthday of Rei Ayanami
• She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
• Wntrmeet 2008: A Birthday Noder Gathering in Edinburgh
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• Happy Fun Ball
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• Happy Mutant

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