Findings:

• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Happy Birthday to You
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Happy birthday, Mr. President
• Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• PGP: Happy Birthday To You
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Happy Birthday, Paul Bernardo
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Happy 20th Birthday Evereything2
• Happy Birthday, Wanda June
• Happy Birthday From Planet MotherSuperior
• Happy 20th Birthday Everything2
• Same birthday as me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• The Happy Clappy Birthday Song
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
• Happy Birthday
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• Just call me fluffy
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• That's me inside your head
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Fuck me boots
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• O Strive not still to heap disdain on me
• Via con me
• me!!!!!!!! (user)
• Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• It Hurts Me Too
• How Daniel explained it to me
• She loves me, she loves me not
• Loves me like a bottle
• Give me tonight
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Show Me God
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Save Me
• Jar of jam you gave me
• Makaronio me feta
• Wish me luck
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
• emo me (user)
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• give me your most honest smile
• Experience tells me not to try
• Tickle Me Emo
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• let me talk (user)
• Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
• Imagine Me
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Tell me one thing
• Birthday Boy
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• The Birthday of the World
• no more golden birthdays
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Happy Valley
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• The Song of the Happy Shepherd
• Happy When It Rains
• Of Gingerbread Houses, and Happy Endings
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• Eat Me
• Are you hitting on me?
• Tell me a story about elephants
• stop picking on me
• Don't call me white
• Computers are holding me hostage
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Do you think you could love me now?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Ask me about Loom
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• See Me Through Part II
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• May those who are born after me
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• They don't touch me the same way
• Your words keep me alive
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Teach me to dream
• me neither
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• He Hate Me
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• You're like a brother to me
• Soak Me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• You remind me of a cartoon character
• Ne Me Quitte Pas
• Jenny gave me a leaf of autumn
• Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
• Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• You can see right through me
• I've got the music in me
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Can you hear me knocking?
• bite me (user)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• better off with him than here with me
• Above you, below me. (e2poll)
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• You died for me
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Spanish Boots of Spanish Leather are Haunting Me
• call me hiroshima
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Somehow Love Discovered Me
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Alone For Me
• the real me
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• mark me by seconds
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• birthday cake
• video games never made me violent
• binary birthday candles
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• Words fail me
• Happy Hacking Keyboard
• The Happy Isles of Oceania : Paddling the Pacific
• Legal Happy Pills and their Trials and Tribulations
• Happy Hacking Keyboard Lite 2
• happy number

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