Findings:

• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Happy Birthday
• Happy Birthday to You
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Happy Birthday, Wanda June
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Happy birthday, Mr. President
• The Happy Clappy Birthday Song
• PGP: Happy Birthday To You
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• Happy Birthday, Paul Bernardo
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Happy Birthday From Planet MotherSuperior
• Happy 20th Birthday Evereything2
• Happy 20th Birthday Everything2
• YOU MIGHT GET LOST
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• Get Happy!
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The Birthday Party
• birthday
• birthday suit
• 21st birthday
• When's your birthday?
• birthday cake
• Birthday Poem
• Birthday Paradox
• Bilbo's birthday party
• Birthday attack
• feminine birthday, masculine birthday
• 18th birthday
• old chestnut: common birthdays
• answer: common birthdays
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• It's Not My Birthday
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• Good birthday presents: "HIV negative"
• my fourth birthday
• At my 13th birthday party
• Birthday Boy
• half birthday
• Traditional birthday Gifts
• your birthday
• Today is my birthday
• it was my birthday
• The Birthday of the Infanta
• The Birthday Celebration
• Same birthday as me
• Looking for cover on my birthday
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• binary birthday candles
• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
• Queen's birthday
• My mother's birthday
• Dinosaurs? Having a Birthday Party?
• Birthday of the moon
• computer birthdays
• Birthday presents for fathers
• champagne birthday
• Evangelion - The Birthday of Rei Ayanami
• birthday party
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• Birthday node
• trick birthday candles
• The Birthday Party: Dramatis Personae
• birthday dinner
• The Birthday of the World
• birthday jam
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• Job's Birthday
• Dutch birthday party protocol
• Golden birthday
• mkb's Birthday Beatdown... I mean Bar-B-Q
• Haiku on a Friend's Birthday
• The Birthday Massacre
• Birthday Letters
• Marine Corps Birthday Ball
• Marine Corps Birthday
• Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
• Deeahblita's Dynamite Derriere-Bouncing 30th Birthday Bash
• First Annual Noder's Toga and BirthdaySuit Birthday Party
• Noder Love Cats: A Goth Birthday Bash in London
• It's your birthday
• Cake By Numbers: A Birthday Noder Party Meet in Swindon
• There's no "f" in "birthday"
• Wntrmeet 2008: A Birthday Noder Gathering in Edinburgh
• Orange birthday cake
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• Good Rules for Birthdays
• Ozma's Birthday Presents
• It's E2's birthday!! (e2poll)
• How To Help Host Your Mother-In-Law's Surprise 80th Birthday Party
• no more golden birthdays
• The Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout
• Birthday Registry (registry)
• Birthday Girl (user)
• birthday month
• What do you give a Benedictine monk for his birthday?
• The Benedictine monk's birthday
• Birthday Beans
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Divorce
• Surah 65 Divorce
• The Great Divorce
• Dealing with a divorce as a kid
• the not-so-concise guide to not getting divorced
• Divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived
• The worst things about divorce
• The Plague of Divorce
• 10 ways of dealing with divorce
• child of divorce
• Children of divorce
• Velvet Divorce
• divorce court
• Ground for a Divorce
• Unusual ways to obtain a divorce
• Women and Divorce in Colonial Philadelphia
• Small pieces of divorce
• On divorce, and the difference between right and good
• no fault divorce
• about the same age, divorced, with two children
• a child of divorce in the happiest place on Earth
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• Get over it
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Get your rocks off
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• You get what you pay for
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• Get drunk on History
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Get my groove on
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive

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