Findings:
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Dumb laws
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- more sure of all I thought was true
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- making certain he was touching her
- He was found
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- I thought that what I was taught was true.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- The teachers thought I was insane
- I Thought My Father Was God
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- At least he was gentle
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- All he left her was alone
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- I married him because he was not mean
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He Was a Crook
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- he was a punk poet himself
- That's Just How He Was
- some say he was never here at all
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He Was Only Joking
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- I Thought I Was A Child
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- More than he was willing to give
- Funny paper
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Funny bumper stickers
- Chicken Cannon
- funny farm
- Funny Feet
- as funny as hell
- Trying to use tab completion in funny places
- A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
- Naming your computer
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
- funny fat guy who dies
- Funny Black Man
- That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
- Betty MacDonald
- My Funny Valentine
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- A Smile is a Funny Thing
- Games Workshop's Funny Dice
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Your Sucking Funny Day
- Funny Times
- Funny Face
- Hobart's Funnies
- Funny car
- funny (user)
- A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
- A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
- Funny Games
- funny one (user)
- A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
- Funny van Dannen
- funny oh God
- It's funny because it's you
- Funny Girl
- Rule of Funny
- (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
- Funny like that
- funny how cliches stay true
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- very funny money handler
- he who (user)
- He
- He said, expecting the answer no
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- he/she
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- s/he
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- He's Gone
- hes (user)
- He's Jack
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He Is Born
- Li He
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- he just died
- he o hitte shiri tsubome
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- "Fill it in", he said.
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
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