Findings:

• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• some say he was never here at all
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He Was a Crook
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• His version was better
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• i think it was (user)
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• More than he was willing to give
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• At least he was gentle
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• and he thinks he (user)
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• He was found
• He just left his body
• He made a way to his anger
• That's Just How He Was
• He flops over and bonks his head
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Tolstoy's use of his characters to bring forth his themes
• I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• I don't think the sun was up
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I sold my soul for a gift I scarcely use, which I keep to myself
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I married him because he was not mean
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• use every day as a gift to sharpen the sword that is your soul, to become a master of your own life
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He weaves his words
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• All he left her was alone
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• he was a punk poet himself
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• He Was Only Joking
• he is too shy to write his tale
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Kiki Uses His Magic
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• making certain he was touching her
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Xmas Gift
• Highly Gifted
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Homer Gift
• deed of gift
• Contributing to an expensive farewell gift for your rich, rich boss
• gifted
• Gifts we already have
• The Andalite's Gift
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• the proliferation of elf gifts
• The Girl with All the Gifts

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