Findings:

• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Adam really was the first man
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Blind man tying his shoes
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• blind driver
• His version was better
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• like you're blind but still can see
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Why Socrates was really executed
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• The Ass and His Driver
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• blind
• Third Eye Blind
• blind spot
• Blind Faith
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• Blind steer
• The Blind Man and the Whelp
• blind as a bat
• The blind leading the blind
• Blind Willie McTell
• blind watchmaker
• blind link
• The blind radicalism of treehuggers
• The Story of the Blind Baba-Abdalla
• Blind Man's Bluff
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• blind ambition
• Blind bake
• In the Kingdom of the Blind
• Alphabets for the blind
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• blind climbing
• We could all be blind
• How fast can blind people read?
• The Blind Watchmaker
• blind uploading
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Canadian National Institute for the Blind
• Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
• Eliminate your blind spots
• E-books for the blind
• nearly blinded the high school principal
• Three Blind Mice
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Flying Blind
• The Blind Men and the Elephant
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• I am blind when I want to be
• The Parable of the Blind
• blind pig
• Soundtracks for the Blind
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• Jim Is Now A Blind Cave Salamander
• The Blind Assassin
• blind cap
• blind item
• Blind Freddy
• Blind Io
• In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king
• Do blind people dream?
• The Blind Boys of Alabama
• The blind stripling
• Blind and deaf boy's language
• Treading the fine line, eyes blind and arms outstretched
• Mexican Blind Cave Tetra
• Go Blind
• blind tooling
• O blind cupidity, O wrath insane
• venetian blinds
• blind (user)
• Tombs of the Blind Dead
• Sunshine Blind
• National Library Service for the Blind and Physically Handicapped
• poker blinds
• Blind Faith Cafe
• Blind Lake
• Leading the blind
• Sex education for the blind
• Blind Tiger
• Lakshmi, the blind man and the enormous diamond
• A carafe, that is a blind glass
• An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
• Blind reader
• My Blind Date Went to Hell
• Isaac the Blind
• The Blind Man
• blinded (user)
• The Blind Marksman (user)
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Shit or Go Blind
• Blind Blake
• Legally blind
• Land of the Blind
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• The blind man sleeps.
• The terrible corpses blind with blood
• running from a blind person's perspective
• house training a dog if you're blind
• She Blinded Me With Science
• The blind men eating the elephant in the room one bite at a time
• Going in Blind
• device driver
• Minnie Driver
• driver
• Taxi Driver
• bad drivers
• bus driver
• The Driver
• Designated driver
• Bus Driver (user)
• spice driver
• pizza delivery driver
• Cigarette butt-throwing dumb-ass drivers
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Buggy video drivers
• The Singing Bus Driver
• mass driver
• truck driver
• Women drivers
• miniport driver
• Pile driver
• Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers
• Driver 8
• Continental Class weapon systems: Mass drivers
• stunt driver
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• A hippie, a nun, and a bus driver
• Masshole drivers' rules of the road
• Signaling the bus driver
• Speaker Drivers
• Speaker Driver
• I am a horrible driver
• Secret bus driver wave
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• printer driver
• Ox Driver
• commercial driver's license
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!

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