Findings:
- How to "Have People"
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- How the mighty have fallen
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How to have an epileptic fit
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- In dark alleys there is magical realism with knives sharper than this
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Sex in a small car
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Sex with a chicken
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How to seem dumber than you really are
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- How we have grown apart
- How to read to a child
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- You, standing
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How long have you been in love with her?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How not to transmit information faster than light speed
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How could you ever have enough?
- How to get more change than you deserve
- Child support is more than just money
- There's no better mirror than a child
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How long have you known?
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Sounding like a child
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- How to have an out of body experience
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How to have lesbian sex
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How to move something faster than the speed of light
- How to transmit information faster than light speed
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- How to seem smarter than you really are
- how much more acutely the spirit is capable of suffering than the body
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- How to send a child to college
- There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- how to keep your child safe with a stranger
- brain child
- child sexual abuse
- A Space Child's Mother Goose
- child star
- Child Prodigy
- A little child could never kill this clean
- Voodoo Child
- child proof
- Is Humanism Molesting Your Child?
- Childed
- child abuse
- Destiny's Child
- child care
- cult of the child
- The Child who came from an Egg
- rabid child (user)
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
- I am a wicked child
- child actor
- The thin line between art and child pornography
- A poignant mother-daughter moment on the subject of child sexual abuse
- Answer to a Child's Question
- Child of the Light
- Only child: Downside
- Bless the Child
- Night Child (user)
- A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
- Dead child on the roadside
- The Wild Child
- Child Support Agency
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Julia Child
- A Child's Christmas in Wales
- one child per family
- Battle of the Child Geniuses
- Saving the Environment, One (Fewer) Child at a Time
- To Murder the Child
- Today I kill my child
- Bobby Child
- Child of Nature
- child element
- A Child in Sheep's Clothing
- child process
- A Child's Garden of Verses
- Monoxide Child
- Camel, Lion and Child
- A Little Child Shall Lead Them
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
- A Child Called "It"
- Child Pornography Prevention Act 1996
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- child slavery
- Buried Child
- An Ungrateful Child
- A child's view of bigotry
- I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
- Child support
- feral child
- A Child's Grace
- Epitaph, upon a Child that died
- Things I want my child to know
- Tactile child
- Mother and Child Reunion
- Beaverton Tooth Time: My Rejected Pilot for an Educational Children's Show
- My Special Child
- Error and arrogance in Alice Miller's The Untouched Key
- foster child
- Lincoln Child
- A child, looking for UFOs in the winter sky
- problem child (user)
- The damaged child
- Virtual child porn
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
- Things to consider when naming your child
- A Child's Garden of Grass
- Christina Aguilera presents the argument for child abuse
- Almond Child (user)
- To my child
- God's child (user)
- Butterfly Child
- The siren has the voice of a child
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