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• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• some say he was never here at all
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• I married him because he was not mean
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• That's Just How He Was
• All he left her was alone
• He taught me how to smoke
• He speaks so well!
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• He's been places they have not.
• He ain't no movie star
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• he may lasso a unicorn
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• He Was Only Joking
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He said, expecting the answer no
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When he became an old man
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• you, mourning for what he took
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• he was a punk poet himself
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He was found
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He Was a Crook
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• making certain he was touching her
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• He Knows Not Their Names
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• At least he was gentle
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• More than he was willing to give
• He is radical and funky fresh!
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• Song of the Sorceress
• Li He
• Ancient Arrowhead
• He Is Born
• He's Jack
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• What He Suffered
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He and She
• s/he
• mad he (user)
• He's Gone
• He flops over and bonks his head
• he/she
• Don't Go Out the Door
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• For my father, in the event he finds me

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