Findings:
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- Sounding like a child
- How to Talk to a Veteran
- How do you write like that?
- How to Talk Minnesotan
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- How Everything is like Starship Troopers
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Talk like a pirate day
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- How many of you like to write in Everything2? (e2poll)
- I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
- Talk like an Aztec
- How to Sound Like Vangelis
- how I talk to kids
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How the General Talked to the King
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- How to talk to a quiet person
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- How to talk to tech support
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- How to Talk to Anyone
- You Gotta Walk It Like You Talk It
- talks like a duck
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- How to kiss like a ninja
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- How do ya like them apples?
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How much for the little girl?
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- how to make a mess
- how
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 6: Talk to Me, Cutie
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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