Findings:

• I'm in one of those moods again
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• Just One Of Those Days
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Of Gods and Men: The Exposure of Jews to Hellenism
• abnormal pleasures kill the taste for normal ones
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• They think I'm a god
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• God damned sons of bitches
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• one way to kill an ostrich
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• Mark Burgess and the Sons of God
• God the Son
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• God son (user)
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Who Killed the Jews?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• God and those dang Computers
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• There is only ONE God
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• The Son of God Goes Forth to War
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• One Shot One Kill
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I'm going to kill you
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• "God" billboards
• One Case One Kill
• One of those days
• The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
• it's just one of those nights..
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• I was one of those girls
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Number One Son
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• God helps those who help themselves
• Kill two birds with one stone
• My cats think I'm a God
• One nation under God
• The Filthy Critic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• filthy lucre
• Filthy Rich
• Filthy Phill (user)
• this is a filthy robot lie
• My mind is filthy: It's full of junk.
• gods (usergroup)
• God
• God of Gamblers
• God is Dead
• My God, it's full of stars
• In God We Trust
• as light fills these rooms, and those within are healed
• There is no god but God
• The day God took back the edges
• God's shoddy workmanship
• God does not play dice with the universe
• God only knows
• Nine Billion Names of God
• Transcendental Argument for God
• Thou art God
• God of the Gaps
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Eye of God
• God Mode
• God complex
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• An eternity spent apart from God
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Who makes God's rules?
• Can God lie?
• I have no faith in your God
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
• Small Gods
• Let go and let God
• God's Gift To Man
• God's Waiting Room
• God Time
• false god
• Garden of the Gods
• God Save the Queen
• God and Goddess
• God Lives Underwater
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Your God Is Too Small
• Morality without God
• God's name
• God Damn it!
• The Trees Under the Protection of the Gods
• Playing God
• My God
• Behave as if there were a God
• God, thanks for inventing breasts
• Nature's God
• Random Number God
• Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God

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